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I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4) QUOTES

I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4) QUOTES

1 " You, Jamie Grimm, are the new Gru!” “From "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

2 " of a dolt, eh, what?” “Does ‘dolt’ mean he’s an idiot? "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

3 " The Smileys, of course, are still the Smileys. They just have more room to frown in. "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

4 " out that shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. But socks can eat anywhere they like! "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

5 " roll out of the faculty lounge wondering if turkey is the language they speak in Turkey. Or if talking turkey is just something you should only do around Thanksgiving. "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

6 " You used to be Jamie Grimm. "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

7 " The applause light comes on. The audience claps like crazy. Theme music swells out of the speaker. "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

8 " But other people have universes with super-important dealios in them, too. "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

9 " Judging by how fast she talks and how "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

10 " He has tattoos, nose rings, and those little metal studs that look like steel zits. Recently, he had a metal spike pierced through his ear. Made his lobes look like barbecued shrimp on a skewer. "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)

11 " And instead of getting all gushy and apologizing for being politically incorrect, Jacky Hart just laughs. "

― James Patterson , I Funny TV: A Middle School Story (I Funny, #4)