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Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4) QUOTES

Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4) QUOTES

1 " No, I love to break rules. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

2 " I’ve already got a couple of awesome ideas.” Leo "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

3 " (Are you getting bored yet?) "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

4 " It was Katie Kim. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

5 " I’m pretty sure dodgeball was invented by some gym teacher who hated kids and just wanted an excuse to throw things at them. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

6 " But I was definitely starting to see where his nickname came from. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

7 " wasps are as big as birds and have definite anger-management issues. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

8 " Nuke Khatchadorian. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

9 " Legend. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

10 " minivan, "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

11 " Right now, they were all staring back at me like I’d asked them to sign up for alligator wrestling or ballroom-dance classes or something seriously awful like that. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

12 " sometimes life is a whole lot more interesting inside my head than it is on the outside. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

13 " MEET THE BOOGER EATER "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

14 " YOU JUST PICKED THE WRONG INMATE TO MESS WITH!” Legend said. “I’M TALKING TO YOU, DOOLIN. YOU HEAR ME? BAD CHOICE… VERY BAD CHOICE! "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

15 " Once we were inside, I went straight for Doolin’s bunk. I pulled open his sleeping bag, stuck my hand in that jar of peanut butter, and started spreading it around like I was making the world’s biggest sandwich. Norman was right behind with the honey. “Rafe, this isn’t right,” he said. “Sure it is,” I said. “The peanut butter always goes first. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)

16 " GOOD TIMES "

― James Patterson , Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill (Middle School, #4)