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Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3) QUOTES

Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3) QUOTES

1 " She's about as sweet as a flaming turd. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

2 " We Stink was going to sink like the Titanic. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

3 " The next day I picked up my electric guitar and amp at a tag sale. Grandma Dotty loves tag sales, and somehow she managed to bargain with the guy who was selling them, until we paid just three dollars "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

4 " GOT A lot of stares the minute I walked through the double doors. Not surprising. Grandma Dotty had been so enthusiastic about the “punk” style I was rocking that "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

5 " Rafe was trying to convince an older couple that they needed an extra toilet. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

6 " Rhonda’s eyes were so wide that I thought they might fall out of her head and roll around on the floor. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

7 " Oh,” I said. I felt like I’d just swallowed a boot: sick and lumpy. “Are you okay?” the blond kid asked me. “You look like you just swallowed a boot. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

8 " Actually, it was more like they thought I was going to take off all my clothes and streak through the hallway. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

9 " I was going to take off all my clothes and streak through the hallway. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

10 " Uh, that wasn’t French, Rhonda. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

11 " Middle School, The Worst Years of My Life. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

12 " I’m wondering if you can speed this story up a bit,” Ms. Jordan said. “I spilled pudding on Missy Trillin’s head while she was taking a pee.” “I see.” Ms. Jordan nodded. “Now I think we’re getting somewhere. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

13 " GRANDMA DOTTY WANDERED into the kitchen, singing at the top of her lungs. She was wearing a tracksuit and a pair of rainbow-striped leg warmers. "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)

14 " Rock the Casbah! "

― James Patterson , Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar (Middle School, #3)