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1 " You can't appreciate a great day unless you've experienced bad ones." - Rabbi Glassman "
― Simone Elkeles , How to Ruin My Teenage Life (How to Ruin, #2)
2 " From the moment I laid eyes on you I couldn't stop looking at you. From the moment we talked I couldn't stop arguing with you. From the moment we kissed I couldn't stop kissing you. And from the moment we shared our hopes, fears and insecurities I couldn't stop loving you. "
3 " ..Some things aren't measured by their size, but by their importance. "
4 " From the beginning when the Israelites were slaves to Pharaoh in Egypt to the Nazi's attempt to annihilate the Jewish race, Jews have suffered-but in the end have prevailed and become stronger. They've even overcome God's anger (Exodus 32:10). Overcoming obstacles is in my Jewish blood. "
5 " I flip open my phone to text Jessica:Me: Guess who's pregnant?Jess: u?Me: Get real.Jess: ur mom?Me: yepJess: Mazel tov!?Me: Don't congratulate me, plzJess: Could b worseMe: How?Jess: Could be u?Me: I'm a virgin.Jess: Nobody's perfect. "
6 " You know what your problem is?" I ask him."Yes. I have a daughter who insists she knows everything.""That's not your problem, Aba. That's your blessing. "
