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1 " iPhone just synced perfectly with toaster. All is well. "
― Steve Martin , The Ten, Make That Nine, Habits of Very Organized People. Make That Ten.: The Tweets of Steve Martin
2 " Preparing for Catwoman role by leaping off roof into shrub. On third try, I managed to hit the shrub. "
3 " There’s a rumor that a recent Oscar host is going to play Catwoman. Waiting by my phone for the call. "
4 " Next phase of weight loss program: Brazilian Butt Workout. I’ve looked at a hundred photos. So far, not working. "
5 " It’s late. Need place to rehearse Dead Guy. I lie at bottom of stairs. Wife comes home. Do I break character? Never. She dials shrink. "
6 " Did not go well at mall. Passerby said, “how’s the screenplay goin’, Steve?” Worried about tomorrow’s performance on CSI… and Emmy. "
7 " Rehearsing at home for tomorrow’s CSI cameo, “face down dead body without a chalk outline.” Maid screams. Wife calls lawyer, then 911. "
8 " How’s the uh..uh..(look at palm) SCREENPLAY going… uh..uh..(racking brain) LESLIE NIELSEN.” Yipes. Or: "
9 " At the mall. Think I’ll do some rehearsing. Lie on sidewalk, get into “dead guy” character. Quite hard to do without chalk outline. "
10 " A watched iPhone never syncs. "
11 " Defendant running for exit. Not to escape, but out of disgust. Judge wearing NOTHING under his robes. "
