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" Are you married?
Yes, I mumbled, that is to say - no.
Come, come, said Havisham angrily. It is a simple enough question.
I was married, I answered.
Died?
No, I mumbled, that is to say - yes.
I'll try harder questions in future, announced Havisham, for you are obviously not adept at the easy ones. "
― Jasper Fforde , Lost in a Good Book (Thursday Next, #2)
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" Oh, they're usually peachy about it,' said Spike, laughing. 'They hang about for, well, five, six, maybe more—'
'Weeks?' I asked. 'Months?'
'Seconds,' replied Spike mournfully, 'and those were the ones that really liked me. "
― Jasper Fforde , Lost in a Good Book (Thursday Next, #2)