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Help Is On the Way QUOTES

Help Is On the Way QUOTES

1 " I had read the baby books, of course, but could remember literally nothing but one fact: “babies are born without kneecaps.” What the hell was I supposed to do with that information? "

― Mindy Kaling , Help Is On the Way

2 " I told her I don’t know if I’ll have another baby, but if it meant she would come and live with me, I may just go ahead and do it. "

― Mindy Kaling , Help Is On the Way

3 " I had read the baby books, of course, but could remember literally nothing but one fact: “babies are born without kneecaps.” What the hell was I supposed to do with that information? Invite some gangster to take retribution against me by kneecapping my baby and then laugh when he realizes it’s physically impossible? That was no good to me; I would have needed to lay the groundwork ages ago! "

― Mindy Kaling , Help Is On the Way