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1 " Whether you stay a night or a year. Yours without invitation, yours to come and go without bothering to say hello or good-bye. Although I hope it will suit you to say hello to me frequently. "
― Robert A. Heinlein , I Will Fear No Evil
2 " Seems a funny way to run things. But of course I’ve never paid taxes.” “You just think you haven’t. You started the day you were born. We may eliminate death someday but I doubt if we’ll ever eliminate taxes. "
3 " Go ahead and cry. Tears are lubricant for the soul. Males would be better off if they cried as easily as women "
4 " To paraphrase Sherlock Holmes; when you have eliminated what you can’t do, what remains is what you must do. "
5 " You’re spoiled.” “I intend to be. Jake, much of what is wrong with this world would be righted if the customer screamed every time he feels cheated. "
6 " (Twin honey, how long is it going to take you to learn that being ‘right’ has nothing to do with getting along with a man? Men aren’t logical, their minds don’t work that way. But it’s ‘the only game in town,’ so when a man is wrong and you are right, it’s time to apologize. Tell him you’re sorry—and mean it. "
7 " (Boss, I keep telling you: it’s impossible for a woman to lay it on too thick with a man. If you tell a man he’s eight feet tall and say it often enough, with your eyes wide and a throb in your voice, he’ll start stooping to go through seven-foot doors.) Jake "
8 " A multimillionaire who is young and female stands as much chance of getting a good husband as that well-known tissue-paper dog had of chasing that asbestos cat through Hell. "