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The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish QUOTES

The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish QUOTES

1 " Some people have great ideas maybe once or twice in their life, and then they discover electricity or fire or outer space or something. I mean, the kind of brilliant ideas that change the whole world.

Some people never have them at all... I get them two or three times a week. "

― Neil Gaiman , The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish

2 " This book started like this.
My son, who is called Michael or Mike these days, but was Mikey back then, was angry at me. I'd said one of those things that parents say, like «isn't it time you were in bed», and he had looked up at me, furious, and said, «I wish I didn't have a dad! I wish I had...» and then stopped and thought, trying to think of what one could have instead of a father. Finally he said «I wish I had goldfish!» "

― Neil Gaiman , The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish

3 " I'll swap you my dad," I said.

"Oh-oh," said my little sister. "

― Neil Gaiman , The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish