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1 " I’d chain him in my basement and never let him go. Hmm. That was supposed to sound romantic, but even in my head that leaned a few rolls of duct tape too close to the creeper side. "
― Amanda Milo , Stolen by an Alien (Stolen by an Alien, #1)
2 " Gotta admit. This beats dick pics any day. "
3 " Angie "
4 " Arokh made a low noise that rumbled not just in his chest or throat—but his nose. I politely tried to ignore how much it sounded like a velociraptor. "
5 " Yes. Territorially totally had a sound. "
6 " totes obvs) "
7 " Resale Technicians. "
8 " Beth gave one last heave and out came the afterbirth. And if I never smelled or saw or touched one again, I’d be just fine. "
9 " Human? Human! They knew what I was! “N-no! They are rescuing me. They’re with me. How do you know… Are you… here to help?” A headlamp flicked on. The alien grinned. “Come with me if you want to live.” Holy shit. He just did an Ahnold impression. "
10 " And females were so possessively jealous and proprietary that they tended to avoid males that had been taken before by another. Oh, they might dally with them on the side on occasion, but never consider them for permanent service. "
11 " I pursed my lips and tilted my head to study him. Not bad, not really. Then he spit the chewed portion into his hand and held it to my mouth. Attractiveness: Level NEGATIVE. "
12 " But the fuzzy one touched my arm. And that quick—my alien had him in a headlock and snap! Neck broken, he dropped the six-armed furry freak. “You’re a badass!” I shouted, a shot of adrenaline hitting my system and making me weirdly giddy as I wrapped my arms around his hips. "
13 " I’d chain him in my basement and never let him go. Hmm. That was supposed to sound romantic, but even in my head that leaned a few rolls of duct tape too close to the creeper side. "