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1 " That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor. "
― Lorelei James , All Jacked Up (Rough Riders #8)
2 " Why the fuck would I marry you? I don't even like you. "
3 " A dirty and mean sense of humor first thing in the morning. I may learn to like you yet. "
4 " You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth? "
5 " Jack: "For Christ's sake, it wasn't like I was on vacation. I've been in Iowa, in cornfield hell! Keely: Did you just say you got cornholed in Iowa? "
6 " You actually fucked her? What, did her forked tongue feel exceptionally good on your dick or something?" —Keely to Jack after meeting his ex-girlfriend. "
7 " Sometimes you're so nice, I can't believe I ever hated you." —Keely to Jack "
8 " Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Literally. It might fall and crush you. "
9 " You looking for a firsthand demonstration of my heterosexual prowess, cowgirl? Because I'm more than up for a challenge. "
10 " Why, Jack-off... You actually have a sense of humor! You should share that playful side more often. Guys really go for it. "