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1 " If I have to look at one more pansy in mascara attempting to be ‘threatening’ while wearing more flounces, zips and hair lacquer than a female impersonator, I will do serious damage to anyone who writes another paranormal romance. "
― Chancery Stone , How to Write the Perfect Novel - A Tongue-In-Cheek Guide to Certain Literary Success