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Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1) QUOTES

Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1) QUOTES

1 " You know the only thing worse than being dead? Being dead and having to watch crappy TV because you I can't change the channel. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

2 " No one who threatens to kill people as often as you do would be dumb enough to actually kill someone. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

3 " With whom,” Logan corrects from his booth making me want to give him a big grammar Nazi high five. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

4 " 5 minutes with no insults. That might kill me. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

5 " It's a guy thing. You offer to feed us and we will agree to just about anything. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

6 " …but Zoe, your bitch meter is hitting a twelve. I need you at a six, okay? "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

7 " Um, she’s meaner than a bag full of squirrels and twice as nuts. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

8 " Where all strange and possibly evil things begin. Wikipedia. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

9 " Well, how about this. You're going to have to pee some time. And when you do, I'll be there. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

10 " Somewhere the magical kingdom of Douche-Bagastan has lost its king. Because here you are. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

11 " You okay there, Polterdouche?”
“You look like a girl,” he stammers.
I promptly flip him off. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

12 " You don't have to whisper. No-one can here you. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

13 " Do exactly what you did? You two-timing nut grenade. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

14 " I just figured it was in the manual"

I grab his arm "Are you telling me there are instructions? My God, I never got the memo. How have I lived my life without it? "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

15 " Wow, you are like, king of the douche fairies, you know that? "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)

16 " For everyone who was ever mean to me in High School. Suck it. "

― Sherry D. Ficklin , Losing Logan (Losing Logan, #1)