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Drunk in Love QUOTES

Drunk in Love QUOTES

1 " What a dumbass. Pretty but so fucking dense. "

― , Drunk in Love

2 " If you don’t agree with me by the end of my explanation and story…you can read it again until you do. "

― , Drunk in Love

3 " Clearly, I didn’t think this through rationally, but I had the best intentions. "

― , Drunk in Love

4 " Inwardly, I cringe. I’ve heard you should never meet your idols; that the real life person will never live up to the fantasy you’ve made up of them. Holy crap was that ever the truth for me. "

― , Drunk in Love

5 " my standards have dropped so low I'm looking for anything with a Y chromosome and a pulse. "

― , Drunk in Love

6 " I’m not normally a horrible person, "

― , Drunk in Love

7 " Why didn’t anyone ever tell me never to fuck with a beauty queen’s dress? "

― , Drunk in Love

8 " But he didn’t love her, and he highly doubted she loved him, though she threw the words around like one-dollar bills in a strip club. "

― , Drunk in Love

9 " Maybe he went to get Funyuns for you. "

― , Drunk in Love

10 " While they paid well, I never understood how some women checked all their rules for decent behavior at the door. "

― , Drunk in Love

11 " truly, madly, deeply "

― , Drunk in Love