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1 " There's blind faith and then there's 'did you walk into a bus and suffer brain damages' faith! "
― Tellulah Darling , My Life From Hell (The Blooming Goddess Trilogy #3)
2 " My father toasted me mockingly with his glass. "Then eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow you die.""Next week," Hades interrupted.Zeus glowered at him. "Yes, obviously, but I was using a metaphor.""No," his brother replied. "You were paraphrasing. Badly. "
3 " One wrong move and I'm sleeping with the fishes?"Zeus' brow creased in confusion. "Why would you sleep in water?"Hades looked at his brother like he was a moron. "It's The Godfather...Forget it. "
4 " Tree cutting and yoga, who knew Bethany was so multi-talented. "
5 " I want a life. Not an afterlife. "
6 " Even if I win, what will my future hold? Can I put "saved world" on a college application? If I fulfil my destiny next week, where do I go from there? A Where Are They Now pity piece in some Greek god trash rag? "
7 " We're going to go sit and chat.""Nice euphemism. "
8 " Boys who slay monsters for their friends are dreamy. "
9 " I'll have you know I am more than my six-pack. "
10 " There is no crying in clubland. "
11 " I'm just charmingly decorative. "