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Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1) QUOTES

Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1) QUOTES

1 " Some people want everything for nothing. "

― Victor J. Banis , Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1)

2 " Tom gave him a suspicious look. “Stanley, you’ve never actually worked a homicide investigation, right?”
“No, but how hard can it be? You collect all the clues and you put them together, and voila. I have read a lot of mystery novels. "

― Victor J. Banis , Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1)

3 " I think this guy’s dead,” the coroner said, scooting another inch or two, to be safe.
“There’s something wrong here,” Tom said. They both looked at him.
“No, I’m pretty sure of it,” the coroner said. “That bullet hole, for one thing. Plus, he’s not breathing. That’s the kind of thing we look for. "

― Victor J. Banis , Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1)

4 " The thing is,” Tom said, “I won’t come.”

“Just to spoil my fun? Or you think you’re still too weak? "

― Victor J. Banis , Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1)

5 " You couldn’t hide that friendly giant from somebody rimming your butthole. "

― Victor J. Banis , Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1)

6 " To any kind of sex, if you were honest. I’ve got a pole, you’ve got a hole, that’s what it all came down to. "

― Victor J. Banis , Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1)

7 " What’s that shit?”
“Bubbles. It’s a bubble bath.”
“Jesus H. Christ, I can’t take a bubble bath. What’ll people think? If anybody found out I was taking bubble baths…”
“Well, why don’t you climb into the tub and I’ll go fight off the paparazzi, okay? "

― Victor J. Banis , Deadly Nightshade (Deadly Mystery, #1)