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1 " I mentally built an entire lobster death tank just for him. With radioactive mutant lobsters. Poisonous radioactive mutant lobsters. With lasers and chainsaws. Would little lobster handguns be overdoing it? It’s just—aaaaaargh! Such. An. Asshole. And he was never going to change! "
― Lila Monroe , The Billionaire Bargain #1
2 " Okay, either this guy was hiding his good qualities with all the skill and dedication of a highly trained CIA operative, or he was just a douche-bag. "
3 " heat flashed in his eyes like a tiger spying its prey, and my panties liquefied. Then like a flash, he was all detached amusement again, a bored god surveying the lowly human and her foibles, and I couldn’t help but wonder if I’d imagined the whole thing. "
4 " (Yeah, I couldn’t believe I let that last one slip either. If he ever brought that up around anyone else, I was going to deck him. And then deny everything. And then hopefully be swallowed up by the earth underneath me before anyone could laugh.) No "
5 " When you pretend diamonds are glass, they end up in the hands of those who cannot appreciate them. "
6 " curves that, while technically all in the right places, also proved that you could have too much of a good thing. My "
7 " (it was not awesome. It was a significant distance from awesome. If it had to walk to awesome, it would crumple down from heat exhaustion and be picked at by vultures who would eventually turn up their beaks at it because in case I have not made this terribly clear, this was not great crab rangoon. It tasted like someone had stuffed a fish into a sock and left it out in the rain). "
