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Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1) QUOTES

Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1) QUOTES

1 " I knew I should go low carb, but I have a loyalty problem. Carbs are my friends and have gotten me through some really tough times. I feel that I need to support them in this cruel, low–carb world we live in. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

2 " Six years ago I gave up cooking for Lent, and I haven’t looked back. The fact that I’m Baptist is completely irrelevant. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

3 " There really aren’t words to describe her.” She thought about it for a second. “Well, maybe soul-sucking vampire who leeches the joy out of everyone she meets. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

4 " Maybe good lighting in a funeral home was a bad idea. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

5 " Since I can barely afford fish sticks and toilet paper, pedicures are right up there with thoroughbred horses and private jets on my list of things I’ll never have. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

6 " She was equal parts Austen’s Lady Catherine de Bourgh and Hogwarts Divination Professor Trelawney. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

7 " What did I love more, sex or pasta? That was a tough one. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

8 " we’d stick out like Hell’s Angels at a Scentsy party. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

9 " Not nice” could mean a lot of things. Did Daman eat small children by the light of the full moon or tailgate the elderly? "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

10 " Many people had pointed out that talking someone to death was my superpower. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

11 " If Southfork and the Alamo got together and had a big, fat baby, this would be it. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

12 " Said she’d rather kill people for a living than have her mother move in with her. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

13 " Puddy had dinner waiting, "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

14 " I’d expected a Mexican drug lord to look like Danny Trejo or a Hispanic Don Corleone, anything but a Latin soap star. It was disappointing. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

15 " Everyone had a hobby; mine was prejudging people. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

16 " When did you talk to my doctor?” I hadn’t talked to my doctor. Clearly my doctor had never heard of HIPAA. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

17 " Everyone had a hobby; mine was prejudging people. The fact that I was usually wrong about them didn’t deter me one bit. I’m not a quitter. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

18 " Maybe one day I’ll grow a filter from my brain to my mouth, but chances are if I haven’t grown one yet, I may be out of luck. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

19 " Okay, Molly was a hoarder? At least she was organized. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)

20 " I don’t flock to anything. I’m not a big flocker. "

― Katie Graykowski , Rest In Pieces (PTO Murder Club Mystery, #1)