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21 " Don't you have a girlfriend also?" Erin said. "Girls, doesn't Rupert P. have a girlfriend?""Michelle Hornsbury," Apple said. "She's quote-unquote nineteen, a quote-unquote university student, a quote-unquote model-""Don't forget beard," Erin interjected. "She is also a very dedicated beard. "
― Goldy Moldavsky , Kill the Boy Band
22 " Don't worry, I didn't take a hit off Rupert K.'s inhaler. I wasn't that sick.I only pressed the mouthpiece against my lips. "
23 " I was holding someone captive and all that was going through my mind was a Billboard Top 40 love song. I was going to hell. "
24 " Maybe girls apologized too much. "
25 " It's alright, we just need to change the conversation, give the fans something new to talk about," said Rupert X. "We'll get new haircuts. "
26 " The band was formed on the reality show So You Think the British Don’t Have Talent?, "
27 " The joy you find as a teen, however frivolous and dumb, is pure, and meaningful. It doesn’t matter that it might ferment and taste different when you’re older. That’s the whole point of being a teenager—not worrying about the future. "
28 " I tell lies. "
29 " Fans,” he sighed. A bad word when he said it. “Fans,” I repeated, serious. “You girls …” Are never taken seriously. “… should find a nice hobby.” But "
30 " The Ruperts made me happy. The simplest thing to be in the world. And the hardest. "
31 " Happiness isn’t always easy,” he’d said. “But it’s a priority. "
32 " Happiness isn't always easy," he'd said. "But it's a priority "
33 " Happiness isn't always easy. But it's a priority." -Rupert K. "
34 " You're a cold sore on picture day. You are a fart in a cramped elevator." -Erin "
35 " Kill the Boyband "