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Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2) QUOTES

Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2) QUOTES

1 " We’re on a tight leash. We gotta do things by the book so no shooting yourself or trying to blow me up this time.”
“I thought we agreed that we weren’t gonna talk about that anymore. "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)

2 " Boy, you are outta line!” Joe yelled.
“I’m outta line?! You’re screwing a vampire!”
“You hypocritical little bastard!”
“Yeah, you’re a hypocripical-hypocri-hyp-hyp-hyp, I HATE THAT WORD! "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)

3 " Freakin’ fairies, you’re too damn small!”
“Dude, you’re a faecist.”
“A what?”
“A fae-racist, you’re a faecist.”
“That’s not even a real word!”
“Patten pending, "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)

4 " You know, one of the tiny little perks that comes from having no parents is that you never have to worry about walking in on them...you just took that away from me! "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)

5 " You know, I've been almost kidnapped and killed more times in the last thirty-six hours than anyone in history, and yet here I am trying to help you work through your personal issues and that Claire...that is why I always get the last cookie, "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)

6 " We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet. "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)

7 " You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face. "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)

8 " My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower! "

― S.L.J. Shortt , Ascension (Blood Heavy, #2)