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Beat the Band (Swim the Fly, #2) QUOTES

Beat the Band (Swim the Fly, #2) QUOTES

1 " It’s common knowledge, dude. Google it. "

― Don Calame , Beat the Band (Swim the Fly, #2)

2 " This is going to be epic. "

― Don Calame , Beat the Band (Swim the Fly, #2)

3 " This is it, dawgs”, I say. “From boys to men. Tenth grade is the year we tag all the bases. First, second, third and then we slide into home. "

― Don Calame , Beat the Band (Swim the Fly, #2)

4 " Oh, I don’t know, I’ve got a few Benjamins burning a hole in my pocket.” I pat the breast pocket of my coveralls. “Besides, my dad could sure use one of those washers. His balls are always so dirty. I don’t know how he does it, but every time he golfs, his balls get caked in mud.” I glance over at Helen, her eyes horrified, her mouth a perfect O. The look on her face is priceless — and almost as funny as how clueless Jules seems to be. Jules nods. “That’s what happens when you play on grass and dirt.” “I guess so.” I shake my head. “Still, I don’t think I’ve ever seen balls quite this soiled. Do your balls get that filthy?” “Depends "

― Don Calame , Beat the Band (Swim the Fly, #2)