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Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words QUOTES

Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words QUOTES

1 " We live in a world where very smart people, scientists and engineers, make things so that the rest of us stupid people don’t have to understand how they work. It’s great for us. It allows us to have all sorts of luxuries without having the first clue as to how they work. "

― Robert Bevan , Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words

2 " That’s quality programming. It’s on the Arts and Entertainment Network. "

― Robert Bevan , Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words

3 " What’s so special about being a human? I’ve had farts that have lingered longer than a human lifespan. "

― Robert Bevan , Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words

4 " Cooper and Professor Goosewaddle were sitting on a sofa in the waiting room, flipping through magazines as if it were the most normal thing in the world for a smurf to be sitting next to a half-naked gorilla monster. Cooper "

― Robert Bevan , Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words

5 " Cooper shrugged. “I had to poo.” He stared down at his huge, half-orc feet. “You guys might not want to go in there for a few… well, ever.” He looked at Tim. “I’ll pay for the toilet. "

― Robert Bevan , Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words

6 " Listen, Professor,” said Julian. “I know all of this is very strange to you, and that you have a lot of questions. But I’m not equipped to answer those questions. We live in a world where very smart people, scientists and engineers, make things so that the rest of us stupid people don’t have to understand how they work. It’s great for us. It allows us to have all sorts of luxuries without having the first clue as to how they work. "

― Robert Bevan , Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words

7 " sharp bark as she closed the gap, hoping to distract him before he "

― Robert Bevan , Critical Failures III: A Storm of S-Words