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Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4) QUOTES

Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4) QUOTES

1 " Maybe after I saved everyone we could all take a ride on the fucking Ferris wheel…Fuck was now added to my vocabulary. It was an outstanding word that could basically mean just about anything. It could be used as a noun, verb and adverb. It rolled off the tongue with ease and even if you spoke a foreign language it was difficult not to understand fuck off or off you fuck or fuck you. "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

2 " Samuel," I said sternly. "You just said some really shitty words. We do not fucking speak like that in this house. Do you understand Mommy?" Samuel giggled hysterically and flipped "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

3 " Hooters McHoulihan, let's get the fuck out of here. This G-string is so far up my ass, it's making my brain hurt," Jane grumbled "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

4 " Ethan chuckled and pulled his child close. "However, it might be nice if you gave your Uncle Satan blue skin tomorrow. He would love that."
The gasps in the room were hilarious. My Vampyre was evil to the core…I bit my lip to keep from screaming or laughing. Satan would look awesome as a Smurf. I needed to make sure my phone was charged so I could get some good blackmail shots. "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

5 " Do you think five babysitters will be sufficient?" Ethan inquired sardonically.
"No, but I'm willing to leave the compound without panties if we can make that happen."
"I'm on it," he said as he quickly began texting our gaggle of sitters "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

6 " Sammy is Upoopia!" my baby shouted and clapped his hands, instantly bringing all the furniture in the room to life. Couches and chairs upended their occupants and began to dance around the room recklessly.
"Outstanding," Satan yelled as he tangoed with a chaise. "My great nephew is tremendous". "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

7 " Samuel," I said sternly. "You just said some really shitty words. We do not fucking speak like that in this house. Do you understand Mommy? "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

8 " Then I will skin it and suck all the blood out of it unless it's a Troll. Trolls taste like ass. We tried two of the randy bastards just to make sure and we will not be imbibing Troll again any time soon, "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

9 " That was a really good question. A question I had no answer to, but not knowing the answer had never stopped me before… "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)

10 " He was hotter than heck and made the blond dude from True Blood look like a weenie. "

― Robyn Peterman , Fashionably Dead in Diapers (Hot Damned, #4)