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The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus) QUOTES

The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus) QUOTES

1 " I'd had years of practise looking dumb when people threw out Greek names I didn't know. It's a skill of mine. Annabeth keeps telling me to read a book of Greek myths, but I don't see the need. It's easier just to have folks explain stuff. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

2 " It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

3 " I had a fair idea how it felt to get spanked with a large flat surface, and my rump clenched in sympathy. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

4 " hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

5 " Whoa, boy, he told himself. Golden Rule for Demigods: Thou shalt not Hokey Pokey with psychos. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

6 " Just because I’m Native American doesn’t mean I can track furniture through the wilderness.” She deepened her voice: “‘Yes, kemosabe. A three-legged table passed this way an hour ago.’ Heck, I don’t know. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

7 " The waiter brought fresh-baked bread and cheese, a bottle of sparkling water for Annabeth, and a Coke with ice for me (because I’m a barbarian). "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

8 " Cacus.” I’d had years of practice looking dumb when people threw out Greek names I didn’t know. It’s a skill of mine. Annabeth keeps telling me to read a book of Greek myths, but I don’t see the need. It’s easier just to have folks explain stuff. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

9 " My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

10 " I don’t leave her speechless very often. I have to enjoy those rare moments. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

11 " Leo felt trapped. He’d once been stuck in a cave on top of Pikes Peak, surrounded by a pack of werewolves. Another time he’d been stuck in an abandoned factory with a family of evil Cyclopes. But this—standing in an open clearing with a dozen pretty girls—was much worse. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

12 " I could hear hopefulness in her voice, but also doubt. She was waiting for me to admit the obvious: I’d forgotten. I was toast. I was boyfriend roadkill. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

13 " Far below, I heard Cacus bellowing as millions, maybe even thousands of filthy gallons of water slammed into him. Meanwhile, Annabeth alternately shouted, gagged, hit me, called me endearing pet names like, "Idiot! Stupid--dirty--moron--" and topped it all off with "Kill you! "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

14 " Lei had recently discovered how to change the display, like the Times Square JumboTron,so now the banner read: Merry Christmas! All your presents belong to Leo! "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

15 " Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. "Let me get this straight. Your table ran away ... because you polished him with windex. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

16 " Alabaster, you told me earlier that heroes don't die. You may be right, but I can tell you one thing." Claymore looked the boy in the eyes. "I'm not a hero. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

17 " I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

18 " The geyser receded, followed by the horrendous sound of water draining down the tunnel, like somebody up on Olympus had flushed the godly toilet. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

19 " I know, I'm an idiot!... A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)

20 " Thalia kissed me on the cheek, which she probably shouldn't have done while I was holding a tube deadly poison.
'You are so good,' she said.
Did that make the risk worth it? Yeah, pretty much. "

― Rick Riordan , The Demigod Diaries (The Heroes of Olympus)