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Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3) QUOTES

Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3) QUOTES

1 " It's a secret code," said Calvin. "Girls are not not like boys. If a boy wants to kill you, he says 'I'm going to kill you.' If a girl wants to kill you, she says, 'We need to talk.' That's the code."

I gasped. "Has a girl ever wanted to talk to you?" I asked.

"Yup," said Calvin.

"How come you're still alive?" I asked.

"I vomited," said Calvin. "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)

2 " You’re not caught in a dilemma?” he asked. I looked at my feet. I didn’t know what a dilemma was, but it didn’t look like I was caught in anything, so I shook my head no. "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)

3 " IS "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)

4 " TGIS. "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)

5 " Bakbakbakbakbakbak! "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)

6 " B-R-B!” I screamed, which is faster to say than Be Right Back! "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)

7 " scones "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)

8 " THOU ART A VERY RAGGED WART! "

― Lenore Look , Allergic to Birthday Parties, Science Projects, and Other Man-made Catastrophes (Alvin Ho, #3)