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1 " Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one. "
― , Face-Off (Jason Steed #5)
2 " Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away. "
3 " How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?” Laurence whined.“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. "
4 " I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It’s gotta hurt having ‘em crushed in something that tight. "
5 " Meet Tony. My first chest hair. I called him Tony as he’s Tony one I got,” Connor laughed.Jason laughed at his joke at first and then as fast as lightning grabbed Connor’s only chest hair and plucked it.“Tony one you had,” Jason corrected. "
6 " Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. "
7 " You may lose your ego but you will win the fight! "