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Man or Mango? QUOTES

Man or Mango? QUOTES

1 " GENERAL STATEMENT FOR ALL CONCERNED: I do not wish you to be perturbed in any way by my current uncommunicative behaviour. I wish it to be known that I am not pursuing any friendships at the moment because I can not think of anything to say and I suspect I am bad for people. I am too egotistically involved in my own decay to focus on the troubles and triumphs of others... "

― Lucy Ellmann , Man or Mango?

2 " And they dare to rule the world! They have made it so ugly. Square houses! Their obsession with straight lines and right angles has ruined the earth! They consider all curves, all subtleties, all softness, all indefinites, female, and they shun them. They have poisoned and denatured everything they touch, and expect us to be grateful. "

― Lucy Ellmann , Man or Mango?

3 " Unable to make babies, they make bombs instead. Men menstruate by shedding other people's blood. "

― Lucy Ellmann , Man or Mango?

4 " What is the point of labeling each individual piece of fruit? Buy the fruit, EAT the ad! We've carved a chunk out of the ozone, burned up all the rainforests, soon we won't be able to BREATHE, and all because we had to label each individual piece of fruit. "

― Lucy Ellmann , Man or Mango?

5 " One of my cats reminds me of my mother. I pat my mother in her. Reincarnation of evaporated mother. "

― Lucy Ellmann , Man or Mango?

6 " She stood eating soup in her overgrown garden, looking up at stars she could not name. "

― Lucy Ellmann , Man or Mango?