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21 " Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing. "
― Jana Deleon , Louisiana Longshot (Miss Fortune Mystery, #1)
22 " Religion was by and large constructed by men, and I had yet to find a man who was logical. "
23 " And that pissed me all the way off. "
24 " She didn’t like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn’t about to have ‘shit that needed watering or dusting’ around her place. "
25 " Remember that incident in Egypt with the #No. 2 pencil?” “Don’t be ridiculous,” I snapped. “That was a Pentel, not a #No. 2. "
26 " only one road out here.” “Just stay cool,” I said. “They’re probably "
27 " enough alone. So, what’s this text that got you all "
28 " Fake hair? Fake nails? Someone touching my feet? Oh, God, they were going to paint my toenails pink, weren't they? "
29 " nice "