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1 " I can't be the only one responsible for your happiness," I choked out. "It's too much. You need to fight for it too. "
― Sarah MacLean , Naughty Brits
2 " Because whatever happened next, at least I would know I had tried. I hadn’t waited and let life happen to me like I was a secondary character instead of the heroine of my own story. "
3 " The longer I lived in my body, the better I got at remembering how to love it. "
4 " Maybe some light murder is back on the table. "
5 " Yes, murder is back on the table now. "
6 " There was a delicate pause while I tried to figure out how to gracefully say that I’d rather eat a bag of raw dicks than go to a fancy fundraiser where I might come face to face with the man I sobbed my heart out over every night. "
7 " You’re human. Humans make mistakes. They’re only unforgivable if you don’t do anything to make it right. "
8 " We’re not in your classroom,” I said, a bit fuzzily. His stern “see me after class, you bad girl” voice was really making it hard to think clearly. "
9 " Humans are the worst, "
10 " His gaze went slumberous and brooding when I lifted away from him enough to wedge my hand against the thick, demanding cock filling out his jeans. But I was the one whose mouth fell open as my fingers measured his length. Sweet fancy Moses, he was huge. My hand stalled, shock reverberating through me, and my wide eyes flew up to meet his slightly rueful stare. “Sorry,” he said, shifting his hips. “I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. "
11 " He was as unobtrusive as slap to my vulva. "
12 " As Elspeth melted into him, arms (and sack of condoms) going around his waist, he whispered, “I’m sorry my penis is so big. "
13 " I was the only fourth-grader dressed like a Golden Girl with shoulder pads. "