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1 " Delusions are a vital part of my existence. "
― Jason Krumbine , Just Dial 911 for Assistance
2 " Denial is an essential part of my existence. Without it, I am nothing. "
3 " Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't. "
4 " Christian allegories are a dime a dozen. You can find them in any story, if you look hard enough. Even Harry Potter. "
5 " Secrets and deceptions are the best foundation for a relationship, I don't care what anyone says. "
6 " Seriousness is for fools and poor destitute families who have lived their entire lives on spam. "
7 " Oh, wait a minute, I was supposed to be cutting back on the self-delusion, wasn't I? Whoops. "
