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1 " "Sir, what’s your emergency?Oh, nothing, just about passed out watching my online Army boyfriend beat off.Sir, please don’t use this line for non-emergencies.Have you seen my Army boyfriend? You’d have a heart attack too.Sir, I’m hanging up now." "
― Megan Erickson , Strong Signal (Cyberlove, #1)
2 " I didn’t care how unbeatable this Samwise fuckface thought he was. I’d figure out how to beat him eventually. And then I’d dance on his green corpse. After "
3 " What if he thought I looked like some military psycho? Or worse—a hipster, thanks to this beard? "
4 " My compassion was not dissimilar to gliding sandpaper over your ass. "
5 " There was so much to say, and I had so much to ask, but all I could do was whisper, “Kai, please come with me.” just as the bathroom door clicked shut. * "
6 " It’s why I’m as pale as Edward Cullen and was freaked the fuck out when you came to my door. "
7 " I’m Nicole, and oh my God, we need to become friends. I have to know how my grim faced bro scored such a hottie.” Garrett "
8 " In my script-like scrawl, I wrote: If you find my body, ask Hazzard. I leaned back and surveyed my words. Then I drew a little bow and arrow. The police would need clues, right? "
9 " Everyone around us was gaping at these two giant guys in Army fatigues gabbing away about dick. Well, he was gabbing. I was reading Game Informer. Kai’s "
10 " I stared up at him, thinking it was way too soon to tell him I was already half in love with him. Okay maybe three-quarters. "
11 " You’re my dream guy. "
12 " I fit perfectly right on his chest, under his chin. Although right now, I just wanted him to fit in my ass. I "
13 " These are totally leggings,” Garrett said, slipping his finger under the back of my waistband. “And they are hot as shit.” He "
14 " Second of all, I don’t need you arrested for…whatever you’d get arrested for if you did that. Strangely Appropriate Assault?” The serial killer expression faded, and Garrett’s mouth twitched into a slight smile. “You’re the only person who can un-piss me off that fast.” I "
15 " We should note the date.” “What?” “Our first fight!” I said. “That’s note-worthy.” Garrett "
16 " I missed you too. I love you.” Garrett’s "
17 " Hey, you didn’t let me finish.” “Finish what?” “Finish telling you that I love you too.” I "
18 " I arched my back. “Yeah, a striptease. Take off my clothes until I was wearing nothing but a jock. You’d have to sit on your hands. No touching. And I’d bounce on your lap, shake my ass in your face until you couldn’t take it anymore.” His nostrils flared, the veins in his biceps bulging as he gripped my hands to the point of pain. “Then "
19 " I really do love you, Kai. "
20 " How I tended to hold things close to the vest. How overprotective and paranoid I got sometimes. When he realized I’d fallen in love with him via the Internet while across the world. I "