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121 " Frankly, I don't think you're weird enough. "
― Dan Pearce , Single Dad Laughing
122 " Come join me in the land of who gives a flying leap "
123 " Some people are solving major world problems, and I'm over here all excited because I found a missing sock inside a pair of my underwear. "
124 " Some moments can only be cured with a big squishy grandma hug. "
125 " The only thing you don't have the power to change is your genetics. And someday even that won't be true. "
126 " As if on a conveyer belt, there will be a never ending supply of idiots and jerks that come and go in your life. Whether you stop the belt to dance with any one of them is up to you. "
127 " Yeah, I just said that. Welcome to my brain. You may want to buckle up. "
128 " I've seen far more sunrises because I was up late than I have because I was up early. "
129 " I hope you like social awkwardness, because that's all I'm bringing to the party. "
130 " Life is short. Don't be a turd. "
131 " It is all about the individual. And we can all become a better world if we become better, more loving individuals ourselves. There is no other way that will ever work better than love. "
132 " Shhh. I'm seducing the world with my weirdness. "
133 " Trying to beat me at the game of awkwardness will only lead me to greater levels of awkwardness. You can't win. "
134 " If there is one thing I know, it's that with every great achievement in our lives, there is an insecure idiot hiding around the corner waiting to take a baseball bat to it. "
135 " Every day I try to do something good in the world. Today, for example, I put on deodorant. "
136 " I just realized I'm not 20 anymore. That sucks. "
137 " Just because you were born into something doesn't mean that it's right and it doesn't mean that it's true. The world's greatest men and women have always been those who questioned everything that ever was presented to them as truth. "
138 " People love to say, 'I love that person even though…' But let’s be honest. Genuine love is never followed with the words 'even though. "
139 " When one says, I won't judge you for that, what they're really saying is, I am judging you for that. Think about it. If you walk into my house and I tell you, "I won't judge you for wearing those pants," what am I really saying? "
140 " Laugh. Think. Smile. Repeat. "