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The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams (Bernie Rhodenbarr, #6) QUOTES

The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams (Bernie Rhodenbarr, #6) QUOTES

1 " I haven't got anything against cats. I haven't got anything against elk either, but that doesn't mean I'm going to keep one in the store so I'll have a place to hang my hat. "

― Lawrence Block , The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams (Bernie Rhodenbarr, #6)

2 " I thought I'd go home and reread Sue Grafton. It's been a while since I last read the one about the topless dancer who gets poison injected into one of her implants."
"'D' Is For Cup."
"Right. Bern, you know what I wish? I wish she didn't have to stop at twenty-six. When the alphabet's used up, what happens to Kinsey?"
"Are you kidding? She goes straight into doublé letters. 'AA' Is For drunks, 'BB' Is For Gun, 'CC' Is For Rider. There was a whole list in Publishers Weekly a few months back. 'PP' Is For Golden Showers, 'ZZ' Is For Topp- I can't remember them all, but it looks as though she can go on forever."
"Bern, that's wonderful news."
"You'll be reading about Kinsey fifty years from now," I told her. "'AAA' Is for Motorists, 'MMM' Is for Scotch Tape. You'll never have to stop. "

― Lawrence Block , The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams (Bernie Rhodenbarr, #6)

3 " Haiku’s such a bore / Sheer pretentious balderdash / Stick it in your hat. "

― Lawrence Block , The Burglar Who Traded Ted Williams (Bernie Rhodenbarr, #6)