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1 " Grrrrowpt.” said dead Penelope. Dead Huthbert nodded, and hugged her. She moved his dusty hand from her dusty ass." — BATS 2015 "
2 " Elizabeth served herself to Vlad upon the Lazy Susan (Susan wasn’t lazy. She was actually dead." — Bats 2015 "
3 " He sniffed until the long hairs of his mustache had been sucked up into his nose and out of his leafy ears." — Bats 2015 "
4 " Elizabeth poured the brewskilicious foam over her aforementioned bodalicious huzza-huzzas and Wahwahzoozie." — Bats 2015 "
5 " Do it for the kids! The ones who look up to you — especially when they are pleading for their lives." — Bats 2015 "
6 " ...an ambitious array of dishonorable intentions that he intended to wield upon the Countess’s nether regions. — BATS 2015 "
― Fred Barnett
7 " They’re dogs. Never trust a man. Even when he’s dead. Especially when he’s dead. — Bats 2015 "
8 " You’re going to show up to a duel, in the street, wearing Come F—k Me Heels?" — Bats 2015 "
9 " Depart, Satan,' she said, with a complete lack of enthusiasm. — Bats 2015 "
10 " Wichtor’s been cranky ever since a fat vulture roosted on his granite Cârnat, uh, schmekel in 1864 and broke it off." — Bats 2015 "
11 " Vlad was sexting Elizabeth a picture of his pulă rigiditate, while he told Mina. “I vould like totally hang up on the dude. He’s no Baldwin." — Bats 2015 "
