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1 " But...a vibrator can’t hold you in its arms or give you the full-body experience.”Em clamped down on the wicked surge of heat between her legs, thinking about a full-body experience with Lincoln Quinn. “It’s not going to make me lie in the wet spot, either.”“It can’t snuggle with you after,” he countered with another laugh.Em snorted. “And that’s your specialty, is it? Hanging around for pillow talk?”“I’ll have you know I give very good pillow talk.”Sure. And Elvis was alive and living at Henley Stadium. “Right,” she muttered. “Of course you do.”“I really do.” He nodded. “Most women seem to be more interested in me giving them good head, but hey, I’m a full service kinda guy. "
― Amy Andrews , Playing the Player (Sydney Smoke Rugby, #3)
2 " I have a secret. A big, fat, hairy secret. And I’m not talking minor-league stuff, like I once let Joseph Applebaum feel me up behind the seventh-grade stairwell or I got a Brazilian wax after work last Friday or I’m hiding a neon blue vibrator called the Electric Slide in my night table. Which I’m not, by the way. In case you were wondering. "
3 " Most of the time romance isn't even about love, anyway. It's about escape. Fantasy. Salvation from the mundane. Save me from boredom, from exhaustion, from my undersexed body, from microwave dinners and reality TV, from going to bed alone with a vibrator or a cat. Save me from my desperately ordinary life. "
― Leah Raeder , Black Iris
4 " A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise "
― Jeaniene Frost , First Drop of Crimson (Night Huntress World, #1)
5 " You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two… "
6 " Therefore in one line why don't these (The higher authority of an office) people just say, " You are our sex toy. We will use you as our vibrator until we derive pleasure in earning profits from you. Once we learn that you are of no use and you are not giving the pleasure we need, we will kick you or throw you in a dustbin as we throw a condom in dustbin after sex. "
7 " Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card... "
― Jill Shalvis , Get a Clue
8 " Your ma's dating?" Tim looks shocked. " I thought she pretty much confined herself to a vibrator and the shower nozzle since your dad screwed her over. "
9 " I feel your pain. My vibrator needed batteries. "
10 " She smiled as though someone had just offered her, the oldest virgin in town, a fully functioning Kingsize Vibro vibrator and a deluxe inhibition bypass. "
― Andrew Barrett , The Third Rule (Eddie Collins #1)
11 " I had one friend with same-sex orientation, and Dana hadn't spoken to me since I asked her to describe her honeymoon in graphic detail—and then made vibrator noises. "
― Dani Alexander , Shattered Glass (Shattered Glass, #1)
12 " She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch. "
13 " Welcome," the man said in utter contradiction to his urban street clothes. He eyed the vibrator in Cooper's hand but whatever his thoughts were on a guy wielding a vibrator, he kept to himself. " I'll get some candles. "
