threesome QUOTES

1 " Have you ever tried to organise a threesome in real life?'

I shook my head. I'd only encountered them in porn, but it seemed to happen without much admin, the same way all porn skipped out the granular details of sex, like condoms and kissing, that were supposed to happen in real life. "

― Olivia Sudjic , Sympathy

2 " I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile. "

― Will Advise , Nothing is here...

3 " Well, I've seen porn!" Evan defends and Dan just looks at him. " Okay, captain Pornie, walk me through it," Dan challenges. " I'll be the pizza guy, and Jeff can be the plumber. You can be... hey, why don't you be the high-powered young executive?" Evan grins at him with a glint in his eye. " Okay, fine." He laces his fingers together and flexes them in front of him as if he's warming up. He sits back in chair and his eyes focus on the eaves of Jeff's roof then begins. " The young executive come home after a hard day...[five pages of detailed porn]" ...and all fall asleep together on the executives huge bed. The End." Evan is pretty clearly proud of himself, and Dan really blame him. After an appreciative silence, Dan says, " Okay, yeah, so maybe there's some merit to the whole threesome thing. "

4 " You definitely have the voice for phone sex, but I've got to go. I have a date with my vibrator." " Oh, Eva." Cross spoke my name in a decadent purr. " You're determined to drive me to my knees, aren't you? What will it take to talk you into a threesome with B.O.B. "

5 " The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1 "

― Josh Stern

6 " What is the meaning of having more than one wife when threesome is not allowed? "

― M.F. Moonzajer , LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

7 " Well damn, I guess I’ve had a few threesomes and foursomes too. However, I don’t really think that having Ben and Jerry ice cream and umm...BOB, your battery operated boyfriend, constitute as a real threesome or foursome. "

8 " A love triangle is a threesome delayed. "

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana