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1 " I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass. "
― Kinky Friedman
2 " During the Vietnam War, every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high. "
― Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
3 " Many people would have to hang by their teeth from a frayed cord suspended by a paper clip from a leaking hot air balloon over the Grand Canyon in order to feel what I feel standing on the third step of a stepladder trying to put millet in the bird feeder. "
― Ursula K. Le Guin , Changing Planes
4 " I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder. "
