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1 " Gemma Davidson,” she answered, her voice as groggy as I felt. “Where are you?” I asked. “Who is this?” “Elvis.” “What time is it?” “Hammer time?” “Charley.” “Did you text me? Did your car break down?” “No and no. Why are you doing this to me?” She was funny. “Check your cell.” I heard a loud, sleepy sigh, some rustling of sheets, then, “It won’t come on.” “Not at all?” “No. What did you do to it?” “I ate it for breakfast. Check the battery compartment.” “Where the hell is that?” “Um, behind the battery door.” “Are you punking me?” I heard her fumbling with the phone. “Gem, if I was going to punk you, I wouldn't simply turn off your phone. I would pour honey in your hair while you slept. Or, you know, something like that.” “That was you?” she asked, appalled. "
― Darynda Jones , Third Grave Dead Ahead (Charley Davidson, #3)
2 " God exists. He has one wicked sense of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet. "
3 " God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he’s having a grand old time punking the planet. "
― Forrest Carr , A Journal of the Crazy Year