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1 " Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I’ve been pro-bush ever since. "
― Brian Celio , Catapult Soul
2 " I’d rather straighten my pubes with a flat iron than go on another blind date. "
― Stephanie McAfee , Down and Out in Bugtussle: The Mad Fat Road to Happiness (Mad Fat Girl #3)