pizza QUOTES

3 " Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. " Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change? "

4 " Where’s the pizza?” Something warm and furry came and leaned against my right leg. I reached down to pet Rocky, a black lab who was going gray around his eyes and muzzle. “Rocky wants to know where the pizza is, too.”“He’s the reason the food is in the kitchen. Last time we kept it out here on the picnic table, he helped himself to half of a large bacon pepperoni pizza and then he threw up in my mom’s closet. She was cleaning dog barf out of her shoes for days.”I squatted down and rubbed Rocky’s ears. “I bet you were framed, huh, buddy?” He leaned into the ear rub and sighed. “I bet it was the cat, wasn’t it?” He sighed again like he was agreeing with me.“Nice try, but there isn’t that much barf in a cat,” Trevor said. "

5 " Sorry to hear about your Dad." He shrugged. " He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him." " Heart attack?" " He was hit by a Pizza Express truck. "

6 " I love my pizza so much, in fact, that I have come to believe in my delirium that my pizza might actually love me, in return. I am having a relationship with this pizza, almost an affair. "

― Elizabeth Gilbert , Eat, Pray, Love: One Woman's Search for Everything Across Italy, India and Indonesia

7 " People don’t just appear on the beach unless they’re demigods or gods or really, really lost pizza delivery guys. (It’s happened—but that’s another story.) "

8 " Were you planning to jump off?" “Not on pizza day. Never on pizza day, which is one of the better days of the week.” I should mention that I am a brilliant deflector. "

9 " here was a particular kind of energy in those early days, something I've only really found in startups. The regulars - the boring 9-to-5 people - haven’t invaded the world yet. All around you are people who practically buzz with mental adrenaline - the kind of people who sneer at words like policy and dress code and fill the office at nights with pizza and bad jokes and the relentless tip-tack-clack of keyboards. They push boundaries, turn small ideas into game-changers and small arguments into fistfights.
No company can last forever this way: it’s a bit like being in a cage. Eventually the strange ones move out and give way to order and conformity and all the things that make for a smoothly operating machine. But that brief chaos is what really gives a company its soul. "

― Yudhanjaya Wijeratne , Numbercaste

10 " They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? "

― Greg Curtis

11 " Luke opened the pizza box and, finding it empty, shut it with a sigh." Though you did eat allthe pizza." " I only had five slices," Simon protested, leaning his chair backward so itbalanced precariously onits two back legs. " How many slices did you think were in a pizza, dork?" Clary wanted toknow. " Less than five slices isn't a meal. It's a snack." Simon looked apprehensively at Luke. " Does thismean you're going towolf out and eat me? "

12 " We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. "

13 " We can start all the organic farms we want, but we can't stop congress from declaring pizza sauce a vegetable. "

― William Deresiewicz

14 " You swallow hard when you discover that the old coffee shop is now a chain pharmacy, that the place where you first kissed so-and-so is now a discount electronics retailer, that where you bought this very jacket is now rubble behind a blue plywood fence and a future office building. Damage has been done to your city. You say, ''It happened overnight.'' But of course it didn't. Your pizza parlor, his shoeshine stand, her hat store: when they were here, we neglected them. For all you know, the place closed down moments after the last time you walked out the door. (Ten months ago? Six years? Fifteen? You can't remember, can you?) And there have been five stores in that spot before the travel agency. Five different neighborhoods coming and going between then and now, other people's other cities. Or 15, 25, 100 neighborhoods. Thousands of people pass that storefront every day, each one haunting the streets of his or her own New York, not one of them seeing the same thing. "

― Colson Whitehead , The Colossus of New York

15 " Well, life isn't a cakewalk, is it?! Eighty-nine percent of the world's most valuable art was created by men living in rat-infested flats. You think Velásquez wore Adidas? You think he enjoyed the luxuries of central heating and twenty-four-hour pizza delivery?! "

― Marisha Pessl

16 " Never marry something until you've established the perfect pizza ratio...The premise is simple. My husband and I knew we were made for each other because we're a 6:2 ratio, six slices for him and two for me...Never marry a man who wants two slices one week and four the next. They're undependable and highly unpredictable and will likely dump you for some Internet honey who says she doesn't mind his back hair. "

― Celia Rivenbark , Bless Your Heart, Tramp: And Other Southern Endearments

17 " Your brain is involved in everything you do.
Your brain controls everything you do, feel, and think. When you look in the
mirror, you can thank your brain for what you see. Ultimately, it is your brain that
determines whether your belly bulges over your belt buckle or your waistline is trim and
toned. Your brain plays the central role in whether your skin looks fresh and dewy or is
etched with wrinkles. Whether you wake up feeling energetic or groggy depends on your
brain. When you head to the kitchen to make breakfast, it is your brain that determines
whether you go for the leftover pizza or the low-fat yogurt and fruit. Your brain controls
whether you hit the gym or sit at the computer to check your Facebook page. If you feel
the need to light up a cigarette or drink a couple cups of java, that's also your brain's
doing.ACTION STEP Remember that your brain is involved in everything you do, every
decision you make, every bite of food you take, every cigarette you smoke, every
worrisome thought you have, every workout you skip, every alcoholic beverage you
drink, and more. "

― Daniel G. Amen , Change Your Brain, Change Your Body: Use Your Brain to Get and Keep the Body You Have Always Wanted

18 " What's the difference between a classical guitar and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. "

― Faye Kellerman , Hangman (Peter Decker/Rina Lazarus, #19)

19 " Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let's go! "

― Aubrey Plaza

20 " Phones are only good for ordering pizza and telling someone you're running late "

― Amy Reed , Crazy

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