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1 " Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire. "
― Richelle Mead , Bloodlines (Bloodlines, #1)
2 " It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves. "
― Richelle Mead , Frostbite (Vampire Academy, #2)
3 " Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he, a ninja or something? "
― Sarah Mayberry , Burning Up
4 " Let me get this straight. I can't take the vampire with me because if I remove the stake, he can kill us all. Now I can't take the girl because she's what? some kind of ninja witch? "
― Tate Hallaway , Tall, Dark & Dead (Garnet Lacey, #1)
5 " The world is not full of crazy ninja perfume ladies! "
6 " Aaron was wearing a T-shirt that was practically transparent with washing and sweatpants with a hole in the knee. His blond hair stuck up like duck fluff and he looked barely awake. Tamara looked tense. Her hair was carefully braided and she wore pink pajamas that said I FIGHT LIKE A GIRL across the front. Under the words was a screen print of cartoon girls executing deadly ninja moves. "
― Holly Black , The Iron Trial (Magisterium, #1)
7 " Like if Leonardo from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles started being all bummed out about everything. How were we going to kick arse if our Leonardo was wearing a black eye-band instead of a blue one? "
― , McFly: Unsaid Things... Our Story
8 " I’m a natural-born ninja saddled with the awkward grace of a drunk camel. "
― Tabi Card , Mersong
9 " Occupation: WriterOccupational Hazard: Carpel tunnelSolution: Wrist guards to bed or my hands do all the sleeping Perspective: I've decided my wrist guards have turned me into a Ninja Superhero that hides in the shadows "
10 " I’m not thrilled. And I totally reserve the right to angst over all this later. But honestly, Mom? Right now, I’m so happy to see you that I wouldn’t care if you’re secretly a ninja sent from the future to destroy kittens and rainbows. "
― Rachel Hawkins , Spell Bound (Hex Hall, #3)
11 " Your mother can’t hear you here.” “Distance is no match for my mother’s eavesdropping and mind-reading skills.” “I had steel anti-mind-reading plates installed this week. Specially designed to be Marilyn-proof. Also sounds an alarm if she gets within two hundred yards of the building, and I sent the guards downstairs to ninja training. You’re safe. "
― Jamie Farrell , Sugared (Misfit Brides, #4)
12 " Blogging, writing conventional articles, and being science consultant and pocket protector ninja to various web portals and TV programs, quite often trying to promote the penicillin of hard data to people who had no interest in being cured of their ignorance. "
― , Analog Science Fiction and Fact, 2012 December
13 " Some battles take more than one ninja to win. "
― Anna M. Aquino
14 " Ninja faith stands. It is not shaken when things seem contrary to what one expects. Ninja faith chooses to believe the truth. "
15 " To be a ninja Mom you have to be cool with yourself. "
16 " You are a victorious ninja because God created you that way! "
17 " Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use. "
― Will Advise , Nothing is here...
18 " Oof!" Adam caught me all right, with the side of his head. I could tell by the feel of his skull on my foot as I kicked him. He grabbed me the best he could anyway, and we half landed, half fell in the pine needles.He lay facedown on the ground. I flopped him over on his back to make sure he was alive. If he had a concussion, we'd have to call the ambulance, which meant we'd get caught and he'd get sent to military school.On the bright side, maybe the military school would not take him if he had brain damage." I'm so sorry." " Worth it," he grunted. He rolled onto his feet like a ninja and grabbed my hand. " Hurry, before they release the hounds. "
19 " Super-secret Ninja Club sounds way cooler than the whole BFF thing. "
― Stephenie Meyer , The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
20 " What are you doing?" my mom asked. One side of her mouth curled up." I'm trying to move that cup." My parents laughed. I concentrated on the coffee cup, but it didn't budge." I guess I'll have to work on this telekinesis thing. It'll come in handy when Ben is hogging the TV remote and forcing me to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the fifty-millionth time. "
