my boyfriend QUOTES

1 " I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd damn well tell him myself. "

― Rachel Vincent , Rogue (Shifters, #2)

2 " I never tell my boyfriend that I'm busy when I'm not. No matter how effective they are, cheap techniques like that just don't agree with me. So it's always okay, it's always all right. In my opinion the surest way to hook a man is to be as open with him as possible. "

― Banana Yoshimoto , Asleep

3 " I'm sorry I have issues with my boyfriend doing other men. I'm sorry I have issues with me doing other men. Why was I always being made to feel guilty because I wasn't having sex with more people? Wasn't it supposed to be the other way around? "

― Laurell K. Hamilton

4 " I thought I would marry my boyfriend and grow old and sick of him. I thought I would keep my friends, and we'd make different, new memories. None of that happened. Better things happened. Then why am I so sad? "

― Lena Dunham

5 " No sex?" He looked at me in disbelief. " Well if you can't have ze sex, what can you do?" For the sake of simplicity I took my left arm and lined it up just under my collarbones. " Nothing below here," I said. I took my right arm and lined it up to my knees. " Nothing above here." " What about your armpit?" he asked. " Can your boyfriend do anything he wants to your armpit?" I thought about it. Armpits seemed pretty harmless. " Yeah," I said optimistically. " My boyfriend can do anything he wants to my armpit." " This is good," the Frenchman said. " He can stick his penis in and out of your armpit, and if you grow hair there it is almost like vagine." Is it too late to change my answer? I wondered, pulling a cardigan over my bare shoulders and covering any hint of an invitation. "

6 " Her voice was erudite, interesting; the voice of someone who straddled two cultures with a surety and style that I wished my boyfriend could find. She was smart, funny, and, above all, completely capable of controlling her life and what happened to it. "

7 " I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute. "

― , Wes and Toren

8 " I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after finding a diamond. "

― Jarod Kintz , Dreaming is for lovers

9 " I was physically attacked by a woman who didn’t even know me. Yes, my boyfriend was her former husband, but she tried to ruin me. "

― Brenda Perlin , Shattered Reality (Brooklyn and Bo Chronicles #1)

10 " Since he didn’t seem to understand the situation, I felt it my duty to enlighten him. “Wrong. You started this stupid rumor and half the school probably believes it’s true. Now you have to stick around and pretend to be my boyfriend to convince everyone I don’t have sex with random guys. Not to mention the fact that if you’d kept your mouth shut about getting laid, you wouldn’t be in this situation.”He raised a brow. “So you’re my punishment? "

11 " In an unexpected move, Bryce reached for my hand and pulled me to his side. “Play along. We’ll straighten this out later.”Good Lord, the school hottie was touching me. It felt like I’d won some sort of geek-girl lottery. And depending on how this played out, Bryce could be the answer to my boyfriend problems. If he wanted me to cover for him, then he needed to help me with my overprotective brothers. "

12 " You don’t have to be involved with my parents. Not if you don’t want to be. Yes, you’re the father,
but you aren’t my boyfriend or husband. My family is my problem.”
“I do,” he said, before he even realized what he was saying. “I do want to be involved. With all of it.
We’re talking about really making this work, about making a . . . I don’t know if we’re talking about a
family, not in the traditional sense, but we’re in this together, right?”
“I guess.”
“That means I get to help you with parent things, and other unpleasantness. And you have to know
my brother. "

― Maisey Yates , Unexpected (Silver Creek, #1)

13 " My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my boyfriend the summer before. I accomplished this with the persistent and skilled manipulation of a grade A bitch. "

― , Bossypants

14 " What was it with evildoers trying to hire my boyfriend as a mercenary? "

― Becca Fitzpatrick , Finale (Hush, Hush, #4)

15 " Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she’d only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen. So I grabs her head and I stuck it through a display of them Muller’s rices and I told her. That’s for shagging Kevin Cooper you stupid fucking cunt. "

― St. John Morris , The Bizarre Letters of St John Morris

16 " I've had more difficulty accepting myself as bisexual than I ever did accepting that I was a lesbian. It felt traitorous. A few years ago, I admitted to myself that I was still interested in men in more than a " Brad Pitt is slick hot sexy" kind of way. But I worried whatmy friends, exes, and the Community would think. I never even broached the subject with my parents. Because what bothered me the most was that people would think that being a lesbian had been a phase for me, when that was so very not the case. What I feared was that I would no longer be part of a community, that I might be seen with my boyfriend and not be recognized as something not the same. "

17 " They mean hot like 'I'm too good for you I got my own money don't be frontin' me.' You're more like 'Be my boyfriend I'll make you cookies come meet my dad ' know what I mean "

― Laurie Halse Anderson , Prom

18 " Charles, if you were here right now, I'd totally kiss you." He chuckled softly. " I get that a lot, but I doubt my boyfriend will approve. "

19 " My locker seems to have become the hub for sticky notes and nasty letters, none of which I ever see actually being placed on or in my locker. I really don’t get what people gain out of doing things like this if they don’t even own up to it.
Like the note that was stuck to my locker this morning. All it said was, “
Whore.”
Really? Where’s the creativity in that? They couldn’t back it up with an interesting story? Maybe a few details of my indiscretion? If I have to read this shit every day, the least they could do is make it interesting. If I was going to stoop so low as to leave an unfounded note on someone’s locker,I’d at least have the courtesy of entertaining whoever reads it in the process. I’d write something interesting like, “I saw you in bed with my boyfriend last night. I really don’t appreciate you getting massage oil on my cucumbers. Whore.”
I laugh and it feels odd, laughing out loud at my own thoughts. I look around and no one is left in the hallway but me.
Rather than rip the sticky notes off of my locker like I probably should, I take out my pen and make them a little more creative. You’re welcome, passersby. "

― Colleen Hoover , Hopeless (Hopeless, #1)

20 " You’re just doing what you gotta do,” Sam assured me. “You can’t leave here, and you can’t have them worried. It’s not like you can say, “Hey, Mom and Dad, I was struck by lightning and now I’m a Valkyrie! Oh, and Odin’s my real dad, and the Norns are out to get me, but have no fear because my boyfriend is a wolf! "

― Amanda Carlson , Freed (Phoebe Meadows, #2)

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