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1 " From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! "
― Dr. Seuss , One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
2 " Power and knowledge are funny things if you have no idea how to handle them. But God gives every man, woman, and child the opportunity to share in His divine nature and to live for an eternity. We are part of the infinite wonders of His inconceivable love for us, and we will share in His total power and knowledge if we pass this test. "
― Nicholas M. Cuono Sr. , This Is His House and These Are His Rules
3 " Ladies pick funny things to be proud of. "
― Harper Lee
4 " The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know what happens to chocolate when you leave it out in the sun? I’m that unfortunate chocolate and you, you are the laughing sun. For this reason, I am offering myself to you not as a martyr or some selfless fool, but as a self-indulgent moth who actively pursues the light without much fear for the flame. The moth who revels in the heat and declares: Burn me. "
― Kamand Kojouri
5 " From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. "
6 " The space and light up there in Norfolk is wonderfully peaceful. I find myself doing funny things like gardening, and cooking, which I rarely do in London. "
7 " I love airports because funny things always happen at them. They're giant complexes full of urgency, seriousness, and confusion. Where am I supposed to be? Which way do I go? And that's just the staff. "
8 " When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.' "
9 " I am interested in shows that are not out-and-out gag fests: you see the truth of a broken heart behind them. That is what life is like: it's really funny, you see funny things as soon as you step out of the room, but underneath that is a whole bag of broken hearts. It's that real pain and that real hilarity that makes life so intriguing. "
10 " If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. "
11 " Memories are doing funny things to us. "
12 " There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life. "
13 " If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funny things to your voice. "
14 " People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. "
15 " One of the funny things in life to me is a guy who takes himself very seriously. "
16 " One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don't see them. "