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1 " Quick! What aisle are the douches in? I've got three bitches at the beach cottage and they all stick to high heaven." ... " You do carry Massengill, don't you? That's the best brand, according to my research." " Ah..." What kind of man researches douches? A man who goes to bed with three women... " Would you mind checking your inventory in the back? I'll need more." " I'm not allowed to leave the register, but I'll be happy to page our stock boy." Douche-man grunted and flipped the package around. " It's gonna take at least two boxes for Loa. She's big. Got wide hips. Skinny legs, though. Kinda like a twenty-gallon tank on toothpicks. "
2 " The important thing is to convince people to make and share useful things. Fighting with greedy douches who don't share doesn't do that. Making more, living under conditions of abundance, that does it. "
― Cory Doctorow
