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1 " Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. "
― Terry Pratchett , Men at Arms (Discworld, #15; City Watch #2)
2 " Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Men made dogs, they took wolves and gave them human things--unnecessary intelligence, names, a desire to belong, and a twitching inferiority complex. All dogs dream wolf dreams, and know they're dreaming of biting their Maker. Every dog knows, deep in his heart, that he is a Bad Dog... "
