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1 " How do is start the process call " JerkOff" ? - Pretty interesting question, I just found how it starts. It comes in your mind dirty stuff, like woman sucks a cock, woman sucks a dick => (then auto it starts), animal porn, woman sucks horse dick, woman sucks giraffe dick... okay I little far went as I can this probably doesn't exist I haven't saw, but watching how man sucks a dick one moment comes when you want to watch lesbians don't you... want???From there is possibility Shemale to be in an lesbian? Is there???Or she doesn't have any sex???In case she looks like a woman and have a dick, woman = woman, dick = man. Pretty interesting!...So let's go back, probably you have chance to see in school some kind a porn, some kind a kisses, which go far and far. But from there you see the boobs, then the feet from boobs it comes in your mind dick between the boobs, for feet comes feetjob. Then blowjob and so on and so on. But stop for a moment!You really don't need jerkoff it ruins everything, think clear if you want read this as much times as possible... "

2 " You take a dick and you get it wet and then you put it someplace tight— "

― , Bad Company (Bad in Baltimore, #1)

3 " Darlin’, the last time I walked into a mall was two presidents ago.” I stared at him in shock. Then I asked, “Is that even possible?” “I got a dick and I was single so, yeah, it’s possible. "

― Kristen Ashley , Wild Man (Dream Man, #2)

4 " Oh. Dane. That's his name, right?" she asked. " He took our phones and put the shackles on us, but said we could use the phone on the table. I'm not sure if it's some kind of dominance posturing," she trailed off for a moment. " Actually yeah, having been around him for more than thirty seconds, I'm relatively certain that this is one hundred percent, testosterone-laden alpha male posturing. Is Jake like this?" " I might be an idiot," I said, " but even I wouldn't fall for this sort of thing. A guy who goes to this length to seem awesome must have a dick the size of a gherkin. "

5 " Are you saying that you need an attorney? For what? As far as I know, being a dick isn’t against the law in any country. "

― Elle Lothlorien , Alice in Wonderland

6 " Isn't it strange that having a dick automatically makes you a man, but having a vagina isn't enough to make me a woman? "

― Amanda M. Lyons , Inanna Rising: Women Forged in Fire

7 " Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass. "

― Marlon James , A Brief History of Seven Killings

8 " I think I kind of like the idea of you all cold and wet." " Oh right, I'll be at my best; no visible balls, and a dick that looks like a Chiclet..." " I can fix that," laughed Connor. "