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1 " If I had succumbed to peer pressure I would still be trolloping about society as a male and probably have just offed myself by now. "
― Natalie de Clare
2 " You told us this place was haunted. How haunted is it?" Paul cast a quick glance at the house. " I'm not sure. When they found the bodies twenty years ago, the place became off-limits. That was horror enough. There were whispers of strange stuff going on before then, but no one is alive who could verify a thing. Somehow, an urban legend grew about the whole island. " Don't go near haunted Ormsby Island. They say a reporter went out alone one night just after the mass murder had been discovered and never came back. Since anyone who had committed the murders was either dead or gone at that point, it had to be the island itself that offed the reporter. Mitch, Ormsby Island isn't even on most maps of Charleston Harbor. Locals will turn away the moment you even say its name. "
3 " If a fox strangles a goose just to eat the brains, you wouldn’t say the fox killed the brains. You’d say the fox offed the goose. "
― Vladimir Lorchenkov , The Good Life Elsewhere
