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1 " Shower sex sucks," Meryn announced loudly.Elizabeth leaned forward dying to know what prompted that statement. " What happened?" " Slippery surfaces and not the good kind, one." Meryn started ticking off reasons on her fingers. " Water not a natural lubricant, two. Height differences, three. And I got a freaking charley horse right when..." Aiden covered her mouth at that point.Ahh. So someone had fun and someone didn't. Poor Meryn. "
2 " You can't adopt people like kittens! Aiden growled. 'I wouldn't know; someone wouldn't let me get a kitten', Meryn retorted. 'Fine, you can have a kitten, no people''Too late "
― Alanea Alder , My Guardian (Bewitched and Bewildered #6)
3 " Don't blink. Don't even blink." she whispered." What in the hell are you talking about?" Aiden looked around trying to identify a hidden threat." You blink and you're dead." Meryn stared at the two large stone angels on either side of a heavy looking wooden door unblinking. Aiden's hand went to his sidearm." Meryn, that is just a statue." " But what if it isn't? I mean up until this week I didn't think paranormals existed and now you're all over the fucking place. I can't take the chance. "
4 " Do you always drink from a glass?" she finally exploded. Gavriel shook his head. " Over my lifetime, I have fed in nearly every way imaginable. Drinking from a glass is tame is comparison." Meryn started to grin. " Would you drink from a man?" Gavriel nodded. " Would you drink in a van?" she asked, her eyes dancing. " I don't see why not," he replied. Elizabeth stared as Meryn continued. " Would you drink from an actor?" Again, Gavriel nodded. Laughing, Elizabeth shook her head at Meryn. " Would you drink on a tractor?" Meryn could barely get the words out she was laughing so hard. Gavriel frowned. " Maybe from a farmer if the need were dire. "
5 " Hello little one. Did you know you're on private property?" " Really? I had no idea." Meryn fudged. He raised an eyebrow. " The ten foot fence right behind you didn't give it away? "
6 " Why is it that the Alpha females are crazy?" Meryn shrugged. " She made sense to me." Colton turned to Meryn. " You also set Aiden's car on fire when he ignored you." Amelia looked at Meryn. " Sounds reasonable." Meryn grinned. " I know, right? "
7 " What are these? They look like scars." Meryn glanced down and realized he was talking about her stretch marks. Had he never seen stretch marks before?”“Those are called stretch marks." " Stretch marks? How did you get them?" " Human females get them when we grow. If we grow too fast our skin rips apart and heals. It's a very painful process." Meryn lied through her teeth. There was no way she was going to discuss stretch marks after the most mind blowing sex of her life. Nope. Wasn't going to happen. Aiden's expression became reverent." Human females are amazing creatures, you endure so much pain yet are so fragile." He kissed each shiny line.I'm going to hell. "
