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" What is it that Australians celebrate on 26 January? Significantly, many of them are not quite sure what event they are commemorating. Their state of mind fascinated Egon Kisch, an inquisitive Czech who was in Sydney at the end of January 1935. Kisch has a place in our history as the victim, or hero, of a ludicrous chapter in the history of our immigration laws. He had been invited to Melbourne for a Congress against War and Fascism, and was forbidden to land by order of the attorney-general, R. G. Menzies. He had jumped overboard, broken his leg, gone to hospital, failed a dictation test in Gaelic and been sentenced to imprisonment and deportation. When the High Court declared Gaelic not a language, Kisch was free to hobble on our soil... "
― , Observing Australia: 1959–1999
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" Huxley: " Tell me something Bryce, do you know the difference between a Jersey, a Guernsey, a Holstein, and an Ayershire?" Bryce: " No." Huxley: " Seabags Brown does." Bryce: " I don't see what that has to do..." Huxley: " What do you know about Gaelic history?" Bryce: " Not much." Huxley: " Then why don't you sit down one day with Gunner McQuade. He is an expert. Speaks the language, too." Bryce: " I don't..." Huxley: " What do you know about astronomy?" Bryce: " A little." Huxley: " Discuss it with Wellman, he held a fellowship." Bryce: " This is most puzzling." Huxley: " What about Homer, ever read Homer?" Bryce: " Of course I've read Homer." Huxley: " In the original Greek?" Bryce: " No" Huxley: " Then chat with Pfc. Hodgkiss. Loves to read the ancient Greek." Bryce: " Would you kindly get to the point?" Huxley: " The point is this, Bryce. What makes you think you are so goddam superior? Who gave you the bright idea that you had a corner on the world's knowledge? There are privates in this battalion who can piss more brains down a slit trench then you'll ever have. You're the most pretentious, egotistical individual I've ever encountered. Your superiority complex reeks. I've seen the way you treat men, like a big strutting peacock. Why, you've had them do everything but wipe your ass. "