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1 " Yes, I know," Isadora said, and then read her poem, leaning forward so Carmelita Spats would not overhear:" I would rather eat a bowl of vampire batsthan spend an hour with Carmelita Spats." The Baudelaires giggled and then covered their mouths so nobody would know they were laughing at Carmelita." That was great," Klaus said. " I like the part about the bowl of bats. "
2 " Sister Carmelita says animals don't have souls" " Of course animals have souls, where did she get that idea?" " She said the Pope says." " The Pope's an old meanie. Animals have much nicer souls than we do. They never tell lies or blow anybody up." " They eat each other." " Well, they have to eat each other; they can't go to Dairy Queen and get a large vanilla cone with sprinkles, can they? " " They could eat grass." " So could we, but we don't. We eat hamburgers. "
